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A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girl friends and he agrees. Later on, he overhears their game of "truth or dare" to which the daughter's friend asks her when was the last time she had an orgasm. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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Since you are also a breaking bad fan I hope you get this one xD 

Skyler: "Walt, want to hear a joke?"

Walter: "Sure... why not."

Skyler: "Knock, knock."

Walter: "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"

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what do you call a man without a body and a nose?

NOBODY NOSE 

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why tf am I so unfunny

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Control freak

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Bro: Hey !!! my Grandma died !!
Me: When ?
Bro: Today :( I am really sad right now bro
Me: No i mean when did i ask ?

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Bro: Hey !!! my Grandma died !!
Me: When ?
Bro: Today :( I am really sad right now bro
Me: No i mean when did i ask ?

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Bro: Hey !!! my Grandma died !!
Me: When ?
Bro: Today :( I am really sad right now bro
Me: No i mean when did i ask ?

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Goodluck to everyone! @Sango @LULLawyer @MeSvAk

If I win, gift it to @ducckilla please thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get to the other side! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

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Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!

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