Corona Virus Survival Guide

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So, since a lot of people are getting infected in the last few Weeks I wanted to make a simple guide on how to FUCKING SURVIVE china's mess.

Yes, china started the virus some nasty mother fucker didn't wash his hands and spread the virus out of the Wuhan Laboratory <-- True Story

So first of all

Get a FPP1/2/3 Mask

WASH YOUR HANDS 24/7

Dont Touch your fucking face not even to scratch you freaking nose. ← Only after washing your hands deeply or when you're at home masturbating ur self

If you're going outside please wear the FPP mask

Don't touch any animals

Masturbating Boost your Immune system ← only proved for males
Dont shake hands with people

Don't be near people who're coughing start fucking running if you see someone doing it.

How to detect that you're infected ?

Well the symptoms are Coughing, score throat, the feeling of a heavy breathing disorder  <-- this only happens if your immune system if basically of an African kid, High fever more then 100.04.

They usually show up between 2-28 days of being infected.

If you're infected please stay at home and call your local doctor or do a quick google search and see which number is for the Corona Virus helpcare facility,

If you do get positive after being tested you will be most likely quarantined for 14 days.

Also, the Older you're the more the chances of dying usually there is a 2.5% fatal rate on 40+

This is the guide on how to survive CHINAS bastard Child :) which got spread by a fucking ching chong mother fucker who couldn't wash his hands after fucking work

Remember Wash your hands kids

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''Don't be near people who are coughing start fucking running if you see someone doing it.''

This would be hilarious to watch it happen :P

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@TARZ4N cool tutorial

I can add one point to your xD Tutorial. I think who tried it knows what it tastes like ... and who doesn't ... let it look already in magazines. If anyone wants, I can send the package to the address of the country xD

A Polish vodka with high alcohol content is in short supply in word at a time when alcohol disinfectants are selling out amid the spread of the new coronavirus.

While the vodka, Spirytus Rektyfikowany, is in high demand apparently as an alternative to rubbing alcohol, an expert stresses the importance of frequent hand washing to remove the virus. :monkaEyes:

95% alcohol

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This guide is too much work, all you have to do is be like me and never leave your house, easy

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This guide is too much work, all you have to do is be like me and never leave your house, easy

What about when the food runs out

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Fun fact: masks were made MAINLY for the infected so they dont sprread. Obviously non infected can wear them too to get a little more safety.

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I know how we can survive this.


If u get corona u gay.

There. I said it.

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Hey my wife is an animal, that loves to help boost my immune system