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Corona Virus Survival Guide

by TARZ4N - 03 March, 2020 - 04:33 PM
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Surely by drinking 19 bottles of corona with a lemon slice all that vitamin c will eliminate your chances of catching this, right
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Good guide Pepeclap
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(This post was last modified: 04 March, 2020 - 06:28 PM by Francia.)
Never really never anyone imagined that this would happen?

(04 March, 2020 - 02:23 AM)basic12 Wrote: Show More
Surely by drinking 19 bottles of corona with a lemon slice all that vitamin c will eliminate your chances of catching this, right
Sacasm detected level sumerius Pepe

The Coronavirus is the most viral protagonist of the year 2020. Not even the death of the great Bryant has been able to overcome this show

This looks like a bad joke, as they are going to happen to kill us about virus, a moment ... Ah no, it has always been like that, they can't think of anything better than a pelicula completa of the best horror director
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Stop mustarbating i u won't get corona virus
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Literally saw a guy right outside my apartment coughing like crazy and spitting on the sidewalk...don't know how people can be so stupid especially at times like this ..its like the saying common sense is not so common
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Just spray anti alcohol everywhere
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(03 March, 2020 - 04:33 PM)TARZ4N Wrote: Show More
Masturbating Boost your Immune system ← only proved for males

Well I'm definitely not going to be getting it anytime soon   kek
 
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People are going to be crazy it.

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