OP 02 July, 2023 - 07:39 PM
You might be asking yourself, how do I get bitches? My penis is dry, I get no pussy.
Even if you are fat, homeless, sweaty, ugly, transgender, or gay you can get bitches. Just follow these 10 simple steps
1. Rizz her up w/ your masculinity, be very rude and very mean. Females like being harrassed
2. Touch her without her consent. They like this.
3. Don't listen to her feelings and ignore her, a woman who can fend for herself is less stress on yourself
4. Don't spend money on her, you will spoil her and you will go broke
5. Make sure to never marry her, we don't want to be locked down to one woman at a time
6. Insult her and call her fat, it makes you look like a man when you are mean to them.
7. BE SEXIST. Make them wash dishes, and cook for you, it's what they do best at and they will be happy in the end
8. Don't care about them, if you look like you care, you look like a pussy. Girls dont like pussies, be a man
9. Talk about how rich you are. They will like this even if you are fat. (If you are broke just fake being rich it's ok)
10. Show them your penis, sending her random pictures of your penis is the way to her heart
Even if you are fat, homeless, sweaty, ugly, transgender, or gay you can get bitches. Just follow these 10 simple steps
1. Rizz her up w/ your masculinity, be very rude and very mean. Females like being harrassed
2. Touch her without her consent. They like this.
3. Don't listen to her feelings and ignore her, a woman who can fend for herself is less stress on yourself
4. Don't spend money on her, you will spoil her and you will go broke
5. Make sure to never marry her, we don't want to be locked down to one woman at a time
6. Insult her and call her fat, it makes you look like a man when you are mean to them.
7. BE SEXIST. Make them wash dishes, and cook for you, it's what they do best at and they will be happy in the end
8. Don't care about them, if you look like you care, you look like a pussy. Girls dont like pussies, be a man
9. Talk about how rich you are. They will like this even if you are fat. (If you are broke just fake being rich it's ok)
10. Show them your penis, sending her random pictures of your penis is the way to her heart
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