OP 02 June, 2024 - 08:23 PM
Growing up with a thinkpad and stealing wifi from his neighbours, @Liars took a liking in browsing adult film sites at an early age where he was exposed to dick enlargement pills ads on a daily basis. One day the 2 inch king had enough and wanted to try and debunk the myth behind penis enlargement medecines so he clicked on the add, filled his adress and used his grandma's credit card which had the exact amount of money for her insolin shots.
Weeks went by, he lost hope wrote it off as a scam and moved on. On a sunday morning tho, after 2 months and 9 days of waiting he recieved the package that turned his package into a third leg that he's been dragging ever since. But the unfortunate events didnt stop at the fact the he still could'nt park in the handicapped spot, as @Liars grandma passed away since her card was declined and she couldn't get hold of her insolin. it was an open casket, gloomy funeral service, as @Liars approched the cold corpse of his granny he couldnt even look her in the face as he turned quickly his humunguous girthy penis slapped the casket so hard it fell on the ground causing a scene so he walked out in shame and descided to buy 1 crutch to balance out his weight moving ever slowly for the rest of his despicable life.
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Weeks went by, he lost hope wrote it off as a scam and moved on. On a sunday morning tho, after 2 months and 9 days of waiting he recieved the package that turned his package into a third leg that he's been dragging ever since. But the unfortunate events didnt stop at the fact the he still could'nt park in the handicapped spot, as @Liars grandma passed away since her card was declined and she couldn't get hold of her insolin. it was an open casket, gloomy funeral service, as @Liars approched the cold corpse of his granny he couldnt even look her in the face as he turned quickly his humunguous girthy penis slapped the casket so hard it fell on the ground causing a scene so he walked out in shame and descided to buy 1 crutch to balance out his weight moving ever slowly for the rest of his despicable life.
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