$1000 GIVEAWAY - ENDING IN ~24 HOURS

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I love my gf, but everytime I suck her tits i fell gay, like her nipples get so long and hard. It feels like I'm sucking a dick
It fells even more like a dick because it's like 4 inches, lately i don't want to have sex with her because i know her favorite moment is when i suck her nipples, and I don't want to deepthroat a fucking nipple. What should I do guys?

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For real, it would be so silly if Kendrick got covered in slime. Just enveloped in icky goop inhibiting his every movement. I bet he’d chuckle to himself, wondering how he got himself into such a mess. I bet he’d get hot and take off his jacket. Besides, it’s covered in slime, so I bet it’d be uncomfortable to wear. It’d be really funny if more slime got poured on him after, double sliming him. I bet he’d get flustered about that, wondering how all this goop even got transported to the ceiling anyways. I bet he’d take off his undershirt, seeing as it’s so thin the slime would seep through it, making it uncomfortable. I bet his six pack would look so nice with the stage lights blowing off of it, like a perfectly chiseled statue. A true modern vitruvian man, shirtless and slightly slimy at the kids choice awards. I bet he’d get a little erect after this whole ordeal, after all, it was probably a hot lady that gave him his kids choice award, and the steamy goop covering him would naturally stir his thoughts. I bet he’d start pitching a tent in his pants, and I bet he’s wearing some real tight jeans. After all, something too baggy and his stunning form wouldn’t be as well presented to the millions of fans watching. I bet he’ll realize it’s too hard to hide his throbbing cock while it’s poking through his jeans, so he’ll take them off and tuck his penis into the waistband of his underwear. I bet the tip of his penis will poke out a little, and he’ll realize there are kids watching, so he’ll scoop a little slime from the ground and put it on the top of his penis to obscure it. Those kids won’t notice, but I will. I’ll see the slime and know how he feels, and what he’s thinking. I bet Kendrick will sit down at the after party at Dan Schneider’s house and think about how good that slime felt on him. I bet it’ll be engrained in his mind so much that he thinks about it every time he has sex for the rest of his life. I bet he’ll buy his own slime off Amazon to try and replicate the feeling, but will fail miserably every time. I bet that’ll send him into a deep depression, which will lead to him quitting music. After all, the only thing that brought him pleasure in life was the Nick slime, and without that he’s nothing. I bet he’ll be wandering around the streets of Los Angeles, sad and single, and see me. I bet we’ll hit it off immediately and become great friends. We both love the kids choice awards, and that common interest leads to a strong friendship, which naturally leads into a strong relationship. I bet Kendrick will get on one knee during our Venice trip to mark our 5th anniversary together. I bet we’ll get married and move to a farm in Washington, where will live out our shared dream of becoming wheat farmers. Sure, we’ll argue and bicker, and might almost fall out a couple of times, but I bet true love will prevail. I bet he’ll hold me as the cancer finally reaches my heart and I begin fading. But I bet that won’t matter, since I’ll have the love of my life wrapped around my arms, and I bet the last thing I’ll see will be him kissing me on the forehead, thanking me for the love, the joy, the memories, and the reason to keep going. I bet our love story will end bittersweet, as all good things do. But just like any great love story, it had to end eventually, and I bet we’ll both be infinitely grateful we got to write it together.

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step 1: make sure they are all relaxed undressed and ready for the sloppy toppy
step 2: spit on it and rub it all over it slowly natural lube and getting it hard is pretty important!!
step 3: lick the tip with nothing else touching it make it twitch at the slow licks you give it make them sensitive to everything you do
step 4: relax your throat muscles as you take them in for the first time if you can’t go all the way straight away keep practicing going deeper the longer you go
step 5: don’t be afraid of how much you drool on it trust me it’ll feel good for them as you bob as much as you can taking as much in as you can make them feel all mushy
step 6: make sure you don’t stop if you hear them moan/say they’re gonna cum this is where you speed up and get deeper if you can don’t make the mistake of slowing down
step 7: hold their legs open if you’re going fast they might try to close them through just twitches don’t let them try to escape the sloppy
step 8: deepthroat it all and let them unload all of it don’t stop going fast until you feel it soften and have swallowed all the milk!!
step 9: aftercare is very important if he don’t kiss you after that sloppy he ain’t a keeper

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Femboys would be great in the army, they have the strength of a man and can easily seduce the enemy, allowing for advanced distraction tactics. Femboys can also act as pleasure soldiers to the regular soldiers to keep morale up.
-This was brought to you by the United States of America armed forces.

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I want to bang saga so goddamn bad
She's so fucking cute i want to bang her and then fall asleep next to her and then wake up with scrambled eggs ready that she made for me while she says "so guys we did it we reached 250ml of cum in my tight little pussy"
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang saga so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to arknights I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with saga . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of saga tight dog pussy.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me . I'd dressed my phone in saga attire and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see saga

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Of course it's not gay. You're breeding with a girl, 100% straight Sounding isn't even a "gay act". It's a bit kinky. but I guess Weedy is a kinky girl. Only sexual acts with other guys is gay. You're good.
As for sex with Weedy. I imagine it will go like this: You have sex with her like a normal girl but with her on top and you're holding hands. but in the height of arousal, she would insert her ovipositor into your urethra (It's a soft tentacle-like organ that extends from within her vagina). Ejaculation would ensue as you both orgasm simultaneously, and her ovipositor would meet your sperm halfway inside of your urethra, right on the prostate area (You'd feel a strong and deep sexual pressure), ensuring that your sperm would successfully fertilize her eggs with a 99% success rate (Excess fluids would be ejaculated past her ovipositor and into her vagina). This fertilizes the eggs, and these fertilized eggs. still inside you, would slowly travel backwards all throughout the vas deferens tubes, into the epididymis's and into your testicles. where they would attach themselves inside of them, safely rest, grow, and be nourished by the testicles: While they grow, they make your testicles work 10x their usual rate, and so you'd be much, much hornier than usual. This allows you to become very attached and intimate with Weedy during the period (This ensures a strong parental bond for the offspring).
The eggs wouldn't grow very large at all. They are quite small, but there are up to 1500 of them. and they take from 9-45 days to finish growing. Once they're ready to hatch however, you have birthing sex with Weedy. It is very intimate and wild sex with her where at the peak of the act, you have an immensely powerful ejaculation and ejaculate the eggs into her vagina. They sit there briefly before she delivers them just like humans regularly would through labor. You pass out from the pleasure mid orgasm. and you awake to up to 1500 mini Weedy's and Weedy.

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vulpo breeding, Suzuran is the most compatible Vulpo for humans? Not only vulpos are related to your average foxes, which foxes have an estrous cycle that last for six days, Suzuran is 137cm tall and around 89 pounds, this means she is more than large enough to be able handle human dicks with the average size of 6 inches surprisingly she can also handle Kuranta dicks too with an average of 20 inches, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to her 3rd skill or Fox fire haze which allow her to heal herself, you can be rough with her. She can also learn the moves "I'll do my best", "Childhood FROLIC", and "BINDING Circle" along with having a silky smooth nine furry tails to stroke and endulge yourself,  it’d be incredibly easy for you to get yourself and her in the mood. With her supporting/healing abilities, she can easily recover from any wounds that you may inflict to her if you are planning to perform bondage or BDSM play with her. No other Operator not even Shamare comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, she is very closed to folinic, you can probably invite her for some threesome fun. Suzuran is literally built for sex. S2 which allow her two take two cocks in one go S3 that allows her to heal herself for a significant amount of time means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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