$25 ETH GIVEAWAY (2 winners)

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What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?

The space bar.

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Cristiano Ronaldo frrr

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I went to the doctors recently
He said: Don’t eat anything fatty
I said: What, like bacon and burgers?
He said, No. fatty don’t eat anything.

rip

 

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Fuck You

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i really won this giveaway

 
Telegram: @Jupiter_tele

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I wanna win this gg

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A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just shit my pants."

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HOW THE FUCK DOES NIGERIA HAS A NATIONAL DISH?

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Make a joke. Two funniest jokes (I’ll read them all) get the $25.

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