OP 10 November, 2019 - 09:43 PM
Hey guys, here is two methods to SE Alienware and Asus laptops ! (It's not mine ^^)
+1 if u are not a horse ;)
Alienware Method
+1 if u are not a horse ;)
Alienware Method
This is my laptop method I used to get a Alienware laptop. Once you have a serial/tag call up the company and say this:
"Hi, I have been an avid user of your laptops for years. I have been using your laptops for my business even! So last night, I left my (insert laptop here) on to download some work files. In the morning, the laptop would not turn on what so ever. I tried removing the battery, (bs your troubleshooting steps here.) POINT AND CASE: It doesn't work.
Now, they should say: "It seems you are in need of a mail-in replacement/repair."
Tell them: "I would love that but I can't since I work for the county and all of my work files are on there."
(If you are doing this on Dell, they may ask you to take the drives out. Tell them that's a Hassel and you can't do that...you know the drill. Act upset.)
They will either cave and order the replacement, or transfer to a supervisor. If they say the bullshit "Unfortunately our policy does not allow...blahblahblah." Tell them you want a supervisor. When you get him/her act upset and angry about it. They should now create a replacement order for you.
This is confirmed working Alienware.
"Hi, I have been an avid user of your laptops for years. I have been using your laptops for my business even! So last night, I left my (insert laptop here) on to download some work files. In the morning, the laptop would not turn on what so ever. I tried removing the battery, (bs your troubleshooting steps here.) POINT AND CASE: It doesn't work.
Now, they should say: "It seems you are in need of a mail-in replacement/repair."
Tell them: "I would love that but I can't since I work for the county and all of my work files are on there."
(If you are doing this on Dell, they may ask you to take the drives out. Tell them that's a Hassel and you can't do that...you know the drill. Act upset.)
They will either cave and order the replacement, or transfer to a supervisor. If they say the bullshit "Unfortunately our policy does not allow...blahblahblah." Tell them you want a supervisor. When you get him/her act upset and angry about it. They should now create a replacement order for you.
This is confirmed working Alienware.
Asus Method
To get your very own Asus gaming laptop, all you need is a receipt, its model
type, check number, serial number and two call ins. First one being the hook
where you use one of the laptop methods posted. When you get to the part where
they ask you to fill out the RMA form, tell them you're just going to use a
local technician before you're without your computer for many weeks (mention how
you've heard how horrid their RMA department is from laptop forums) to try and
diagnose what part is fucking up. There is a chance you'll get it right the
first call and the rep will talk to supervisor about an advance replacement. If
not, fret not. The second call is when you reel them in, all you need to do is
unleash the kraken on them and tell them how horribly dissatisfied with their
build quality of their $1400 laptops and how you need it for school and work and
whatever else bullshit you can pull from your ass. SE done.
*To get check number and exact model type, try to convince a laptop seller to
take a screenshot of the underside of laptop where the sticker is.
TLDR:
Put your own phone number onto receipt.
Wait for phone call.
Act like an employee for the company and tell the person verifying the receipt
it checks out.
LEACHERS WILL GET BANNED !
LEAVE A +1 OR YOU WILL GET DENIED BY YOUR MOMMY THE METHOD WILL NOT WORK
type, check number, serial number and two call ins. First one being the hook
where you use one of the laptop methods posted. When you get to the part where
they ask you to fill out the RMA form, tell them you're just going to use a
local technician before you're without your computer for many weeks (mention how
you've heard how horrid their RMA department is from laptop forums) to try and
diagnose what part is fucking up. There is a chance you'll get it right the
first call and the rep will talk to supervisor about an advance replacement. If
not, fret not. The second call is when you reel them in, all you need to do is
unleash the kraken on them and tell them how horribly dissatisfied with their
build quality of their $1400 laptops and how you need it for school and work and
whatever else bullshit you can pull from your ass. SE done.
*To get check number and exact model type, try to convince a laptop seller to
take a screenshot of the underside of laptop where the sticker is.
TLDR:
Put your own phone number onto receipt.
Wait for phone call.
Act like an employee for the company and tell the person verifying the receipt
it checks out.
LEACHERS WILL GET BANNED !
LEAVE A +1 OR YOU WILL GET DENIED BY YOUR MOMMY THE METHOD WILL NOT WORK
