Supreme Funny Scammer Threads

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So, I am 100% sure that I'm not the only one on this forum that gets a kick out of messing with scammers. Most recently I got an email from Michael Bush claiming the US Government wanted to send me $2 million, I was going to fuck with him a lot but didn't have the energy at the time I responded to his second email.. So I've just sorta messed with him in a basic way, but I was hoping on this thread we could all post our best scammer trolls and all have a jolly good time with it. Here is my first post of many:

Disclaimer: Use a fake identity generator easily found on Google, don't give scammers your real SSN/CCN/othershit
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Bush to Me:

Attention,

I am Mr. Micheal Bush from United states Government. I was directed by the US Government to pay the sum of $2,000,000.00 to you as a compensation fund due to many fund transaction you were engaged in the past and spent your hard earn money, efforts and finally did not receive the fund.
Kindly respond to this message in order to direct you how you will receive
the fund without any further delay.
I look forward to receive your urgent response.
Regards,
Mr. Micheal Bush.
United States Government.

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Me to Bush:

Hi Mr. Bush,

I'd love to be paid the sum of $2,000,000.00 as a compensation fund due to many fund transactions that I engaged in and spent my hard-earned money and efforts on before finally never receiving the fund! :(
I have actually been in touch with Ivanka and ol' Don Jr the last couple of weeks, the IRS is supposed to be sending my share of $4.7M from my $60M 2001 investment in War Bonds--what is it exactly that this 2 million is for?
I've got a ton of financial arrangements and various investments that tend to keep random checks showing up at all hours of the day! I can hardly keep track of WHY people are sending me money nowadays to be honest with you, but I suppose I shouldn't complain!

Anyway, I'll let you go now. Looking forward to your response!

Best regards,
Fitzgerald K. Johnald
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Bush to Me:

Attention 
 
This transaction is coming directly from the US Government. As proof, I attached my office ID in my previous email, so will advice you to take this transaction very serious and follow every instruction given to you. I will need your maximum cooperation on this matter and i do not want any delays in this process because right now there is a lot the US Government has to attend to. I am very sure you are aware of the virus spread and other activities going on in the country, not just in the United States but all over the world. So you see, this period, we are very busy and have a lot to attend to. I will like you re-confirm the information below:
FULL NAME:
CURRENT ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH:
OCCUPATION:
Once i receive your email with the requested information above, we will proceed, i will let you know what needs to be done before your total sum can be deposited in any bank account of your choice.

Sent from my iPhone

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Me to Bush:

Since you're telling me that you are going to deposit TWO MILLION dollars into my bank account, how is it that you need me to confirm these basic details? Do you even know who you're talking to Patel?

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Bush to Me:

Attention Attetion  [This nigga said Attention Attention as his hello lmao]

    Hello dear your email address appeared to our compassions list of 2,000,000.00 approved by the Government of United States of America, I am one of the agent paying the people involve. Please kindly drop your details to proceed your payment thank you.

Here is my Office ID

Sent from my iPhone


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Me to Bush:
lmfao so you work for the US Government and your 'office ID' has a Chevrolet logo on it? AND A FEDEX logo? You're fuckin' hilarious dude, I love this conversation - let's keep it going, here is my info:

FULL NAME: Fitzgerald K. Johnald
CURRENT ADDRESS: 3670 Young Road
CITY: Nampa
STATE: Indiana
ZIP CODE: 83651
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER: 208-468-6788
DATE OF BIRTH: August 24, 1975
OCCUPATION: CIA Data Analyst
SSN: 518-60-****
ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo
CREDIT CARD NUMBER: 5442 5074 6062 2243
EXPIRATION DATE: 10/2023
CVC2: 6371
VEHICLE: Brown Horse
VEHICLE MANUFACTURER: Mustang


Thank you Mr. Bush, I am looking forward to your response!
F. K. Johnald


<here I placed 340MB of empty space followed by the important info below>

lol
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And that is all, his 'office ID' with the Chevy and Fedex logos killed me and make me think maybe we all have some stand-up scamedian stories to share, GO!  :pepegun:

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So, I am 100% sure that I'm not the only one on this forum that gets a kick out of messing with scammers. Most recently I got an email from Michael Bush claiming the US Government wanted to send me $2 million, I was going to fuck with him a lot but didn't have the energy at the time I responded to his second email.. So I've just sorta messed with him in a basic way, but I was hoping on this thread we could all post our best scammer trolls and all have a jolly good time with it. Here is my first post of many:

Disclaimer: Use a fake identity generator easily found on Google, don't give scammers your real SSN/CCN/othershit
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Bush to Me:

Attention,

I am Mr. Micheal Bush from United states Government. I was directed by the US Government to pay the sum of $2,000,000.00 to you as a compensation fund due to many fund transaction you were engaged in the past and spent your hard earn money, efforts and finally did not receive the fund.
Kindly respond to this message in order to direct you how you will receive
the fund without any further delay.
I look forward to receive your urgent response.
Regards,
Mr. Micheal Bush.
United States Government.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Me to Bush:

Hi Mr. Bush,

I'd love to be paid the sum of $2,000,000.00 as a compensation fund due to many fund transactions that I engaged in and spent my hard-earned money and efforts on before finally never receiving the fund! :(
I have actually been in touch with Ivanka and ol' Don Jr the last couple of weeks, the IRS is supposed to be sending my share of $4.7M from my $60M 2001 investment in War Bonds--what is it exactly that this 2 million is for?
I've got a ton of financial arrangements and various investments that tend to keep random checks showing up at all hours of the day! I can hardly keep track of WHY people are sending me money nowadays to be honest with you, but I suppose I shouldn't complain!

Anyway, I'll let you go now. Looking forward to your response!

Best regards,
Fitzgerald K. Johnald
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bush to Me:

Attention 
 
This transaction is coming directly from the US Government. As proof, I attached my office ID in my previous email, so will advice you to take this transaction very serious and follow every instruction given to you. I will need your maximum cooperation on this matter and i do not want any delays in this process because right now there is a lot the US Government has to attend to. I am very sure you are aware of the virus spread and other activities going on in the country, not just in the United States but all over the world. So you see, this period, we are very busy and have a lot to attend to. I will like you re-confirm the information below:
FULL NAME:
CURRENT ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH:
OCCUPATION:
Once i receive your email with the requested information above, we will proceed, i will let you know what needs to be done before your total sum can be deposited in any bank account of your choice.

Sent from my iPhone

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Me to Bush:

Since you're telling me that you are going to deposit TWO MILLION dollars into my bank account, how is it that you need me to confirm these basic details? Do you even know who you're talking to Patel?

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bush to Me:

Attention Attetion  [This nigga said Attention Attention as his hello lmao]

    Hello dear your email address appeared to our compassions list of 2,000,000.00 approved by the Government of United States of America, I am one of the agent paying the people involve. Please kindly drop your details to proceed your payment thank you.

Here is my Office ID

Sent from my iPhone


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Me to Bush:
lmfao so you work for the US Government and your 'office ID' has a Chevrolet logo on it? AND A FEDEX logo? You're fuckin' hilarious dude, I love this conversation - let's keep it going, here is my info:

FULL NAME: Fitzgerald K. Johnald
CURRENT ADDRESS: 3670 Young Road
CITY: Nampa
STATE: Indiana
ZIP CODE: 83651
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER: 208-468-6788
DATE OF BIRTH: August 24, 1975
OCCUPATION: CIA Data Analyst
SSN: 518-60-****
ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo
CREDIT CARD NUMBER: 5442 5074 6062 2243
EXPIRATION DATE: 10/2023
CVC2: 6371
VEHICLE: Brown Horse
VEHICLE MANUFACTURER: Mustang


Thank you Mr. Bush, I am looking forward to your response!
F. K. Johnald


<here I placed 340MB of empty space followed by the important info below>

lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


And that is all, his 'office ID' with the Chevy and Fedex logos killed me and make me think maybe we all have some stand-up scamedian stories to share, GO!  :pepegun:

bruh he was an Ex Fed , so the FedEx Logo on him 
Lame joke ik
fuck me

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how do you get emails from scammers? i have never got one and I share my email like everywhere lmao

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Okay, everyone I am trying to be part of the community here and have a place we can all relax from our day jobs of dying our hats darker and share in some laughs - SO SHARE YOUR GD FUNNIES D:<


Here is his latest response to the above message, I'd like all of your input on what I should respond:

"Attention  Dorothea Joan (NO IDEA WHERE HE GOT THIS NAME FROM), 
 
I called your phone twice and I got no response. The US Government has instructed that if you are not interested in receiving your compensation sum, you can simply let it known to me so that the money can be used by the US Government in fighting Covid-19. I sent an email to you informing you that there are three documents in your name which will be sent to your home address, those documents are proof of ownership and also to show that it came from the US Government. You are to pay for the delivery of the documents and the cost of delivery is $495. Global Insurance delivery company is the company to deliver the documents to your home address. Once payment is made by you, i will send the tracking number to you and once you receive the documents, your compensation sum will be deposited into any account of your choice you provide to me. Once I receive your response, I will provide the payment information which you will use in making the $495 payment for the delivery of your documents.


Regards,
 
Mr Micheal Bush
United States Government"

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