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selling my cum, by the bottle only.

by jakejaw2020 - 16 February, 2022 - 08:36 AM
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OP 16 February, 2022 - 08:36 AM (This post was last modified: 16 February, 2022 - 08:37 AM by jakejaw2020. Edited 1 time in total.)
Uses for my homemade cum include
-Milk, for cereal, mac and cheese, baking, cooking!
-Conditioner/shampoo!
-Contact cleaner solution!
-Toenail fungus remover!
-Moisturizer!
-Hair gel!
-Window cleaner!
-Dog food!
-Sleep aid!
-Protein substitute (for my gym rat plebs)
-Pre workout!
-Coffee creamer!
-Cat food!
-Drain cleaner!
-Teeth whitener!
-Tranquilizers!
-Roof repair tar!
-Tape!
-Candle scent!
And Many, Many More Uses!

PRICING

Bottles (16OZ) cost $69.99 each, 
you may ask, why pay such a premium for something I can make at home?
Well, let me explain. I am fed Pure Wagyu Beef from my kidnappers! I follow a strict diet of Wagyu Beef and Nicotine! I get lots of exercise! I Breath Air! And it is far more convenient!

Ships anywhere in the continental US for absolutely no extra charge!
Everywhere else is 15$ shipping.
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16 February, 2022 - 08:39 AM
Can I get a vc? PepeBlush
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OP 16 February, 2022 - 08:40 AM
(16 February, 2022 - 08:39 AM)lukabff Wrote: Show More
Can I get a vc? PepeBlush
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JOKE??? I THINK NOT
this is a serious buisness model as i am broke
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16 February, 2022 - 08:45 AM
Good luck with sale! Top quality products right here people Sad dance
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16 February, 2022 - 08:45 AM
Can i order this in afghanistan?
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16 February, 2022 - 01:30 PM
How much you gotta wank to get 16Oz, holy shit glws my man.
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OP 16 February, 2022 - 11:13 PM
(16 February, 2022 - 08:45 AM)Abromana Wrote: Show More
Can i order this in afghanistan?

world wide shipping
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17 February, 2022 - 01:03 AM
Can I drink it
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