OP 09 April, 2022 - 10:11 PM
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Good day ladies and gentlemen!
In order to cheer you up, dear friends, and present our proposal in a comic-poetic form, slightly editing the esteemed and famous writer Samuil Yakovlevich Marshak, as they say, his verse! I suggest you evaluate it, and I don’t know how it turned out, I know one thing is up to you!)
There is an office of Serge abroad,
She gives hope to ordinary people!
If boredom overcomes you, or even worse, just BITCH-
Serge will take you to the Cook Islands!
If you want to see the world
Tahiti, Paris and the Pamirs
Serge's team in one minute,
On the ship will prepare a cabin,
Or they will order to submit a plane,
Or Serzhik will send a camel for you!
Give you a room in the best hotel
Organizes a meeting for you, so that everyone is fucked,
Do not forget to serve breakfast with warm pastels!
Mountains and bowels, North and South
Palms and cedars will be shown by your friend!
Maybe you are Mister Twister, the same former minister?
Mister Twister Dealer and Banker? Factory owner?
Newspapers, steamboats? Who decided to go around the world in his spare time?
- Excellent! - exclaimed his daughter Ira. -
Let's visit the coasts of the World!
I will eat grainy caviar,
And left heel to drive Lincoln!
-My friend, you have amazing taste,
We traveled the Union with you!
It's time for you and me to take off into the distance,
Where the sea splashes and hearts melt!
At the same moment, a telegram rings:
-four tickets, Seryoga: Moscow-Qatar!
Villa with bathroom, living room and garden
So that it is close to the sea and my daughter does not suffer!
See that it is not near:
alcoholics, drug addicts, perverts and other rabble!
Twister-does not like such people!!!
Serge in telegram replies:
-There is!...
Will do, Your Honor!
Exactly ten minutes before departure
Twister came on board the plane.)
Nearby is an old woman in huge glasses,
With boobs the size of a fucking basketball!
Nearby is a girl with a monkey in her hands!
Serge bro MONKEY HOW ???
Four giants follow,
Scream! They drag as many as twenty-four suitcases!
The plane flies through the green fields,
A plane flies from Moscow to Qatar
He flies to the East, dear straight
The ocean rumbles, behind reliable glass!
Mr. Twister - Former Minister,
Mister Twister is a millionaire
Owner of factories, newspapers, steamboats
Included in the Ritz Hotel
Holds a golden cigar in his mouth
And he says in Russian to the porter:
-Where are my rooms in the hotel?
My agent Serge contacted you yesterday!!!
-There is! The mustachioed gatekeeper answers,
Half the fucking hotel was booked right away!
First line, villa and beach
Your luggage will be delivered to you!
Here they pass behind the doorman in a chain,
Twister with his wife, monkey and daughter!)
They enter the mirror cage,
Colored lights flashed in the cage)
And she drove smoothly and quickly,
To the long-awaited rest of the retired minister!
Past the mirrors on the patterns of the carpet,
Slowly go to the rooms!
A strict doorman in a frock coat with galloons,
Next, a visitor in a wide panama,
Next is an old woman in travel glasses,
Next is a girl with a monkey in her hands!
Mister Twister - Former Minister,
Mister Twister Banker and rich man
Owner of factories, newspapers, steamboats
Playing ball on the ocean!
Part of the garden is covered with a net.
Mister is running and waving a racket!
At noon, tired of the game and the heat
In the spa, it expels fats!
Mister Twister Millionaire
Came as a tourist born in the USSR!
Having steamed up in the bath, noting the calm
It's important to get in the car!
The ladies are seated, things are folded,
Lamborghini snapped ominously
And rolled on the asphalt of Qatar,
In the faces of passers-by giving out intoxication!
- Are you Mister Twister? Hidden millionaire? Eminence grise?
- We understand! Familiar with such I will even say so!
With this verse, I showed in a nutshell, and maybe even advertised somehow, the services of our service! About the services of our service in the tourist direction, you can read in this thread https://cracked.io/Thread-Avia-hotels-an...00?page=10 I won’t talk about it here! But more The Serggik00&Ko team is looking for you Mister Twisters owners all over the world of the following objects: Hotels, inns, rest houses, motels, apartments, apartments, villas, mansions, and some unique real estate objects! And also: yachts, boats, jet skis, catamarans, water parks, surfers, helicopters, planes, hydroplanes, submarines, ships, starships and rovers, jeeps, racing cars! And also: Tourist objects in the property, or influence events: theaters, museums, cinemas, rafting, rafting, horses, camels, farms, private zoos! We are ready to become your partners and ensure the traffic of tourists on mutually beneficial terms! We work all over the world and all year round! You can offer objects and your services not only on the territory of the Russian Federation and the countries of the former CIS, but also abroad! For 7 years of honest work, we have hundreds of clients per month, both Russian-speaking and English-speaking! For 7 years of work, we have a huge client base numbering in thousands of lines, in which 65% of people travel through our service two or more times a year, in the amount of 2-3 people on average! Under good cooperation conditions, we will give traffic to your hotel even if it is located at the North Pole, and there are no more customers except for polar bears and penguins! Sometimes it seems to me that some of our clients do not even mind driving to the North Pole in order to surprise themselves and people!
This proposal is being published now for a reason, since we spent two years of testing with the owners of different objects, decided the moments of check-in-check-out-meeting and, of course, a comfortable payment to each party for the services or obligations performed! At the moment we cooperate with hotels of different star ratings in the following countries: Russia, Turkey, Maldives, Seychelles, Fiji, Philippines, UAE! We reached a new level by simply agreeing with the owners of the hotels with whom it was possible! Now we have decided to reveal some of our little secrets and invite you Mister Twisters to become our partners! You just need to write to us in telegram marked Mister Twister and we will immediately begin to negotiate with you!
Where are you our Mister Twisters?
Looking forward to seeing you soon!
Telegram: https://t.me/FF44FF44
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