DONE DONE, CLOSING THIS SHIT. - OVER. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING.

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DONE DONE, CLOSING THIS SHIT. - OVER. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING, THE PEOPLE WHO WON ENJOY, EVERYONE ELSE SORRY - BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

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When can women make you a millionaire?


When you're a billionaire.



Second better joke, 

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

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xD i was joking with u don't be mad hahaha

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What do a pregnant 12 year old and the foetus inside of her have in common? 

Show ContentSpoiler:

Oh shit, my moms gonna kill me

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

-When it leaves and never comes back

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How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
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1 my therapist told me "time heals all wounds" so basically I stabbed him. Let's wait...

2 so basically I have a friend that his sister suicided hanging herself from a rope.
I was asking to him that if he receives a call from his dead sister, he would hang the call?

3 



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