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selling my cum, by the bottle only.

by jakejaw2020 - 16 February, 2022 - 08:36 AM
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24 May, 2022 - 03:46 AM
(16 February, 2022 - 08:36 AM)jakejaw2020 Wrote: Show More
Uses for my homemade cum include
-Milk, for cereal, mac and cheese, baking, cooking!
-Conditioner/shampoo!
-Contact cleaner solution!
-Toenail fungus remover!
-Moisturizer!
-Hair gel!
-Window cleaner!
-Dog food!
-Sleep aid!
-Protein substitute (for my gym rat plebs)
-Pre workout!
-Coffee creamer!
-Cat food!
-Drain cleaner!
-Teeth whitener!
-Tranquilizers!
-Roof repair tar!
-Tape!
-Candle scent!
And Many, Many More Uses!

PRICING

Bottles (16OZ) cost $69.99 each, 
you may ask, why pay such a premium for something I can make at home?
Well, let me explain. I am fed Pure Wagyu Beef from my kidnappers! I follow a strict diet of Wagyu Beef and Nicotine! I get lots of exercise! I Breath Air! And it is far more convenient!

Ships anywhere in the continental US for absolutely no extra charge!
Everywhere else is 15$ shipping.

coffee
 
 

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