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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

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@clgos thank you for choosing me

Stay blessed always

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What does a liars do when he’s dead? He lies still.

 



  

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What do you give a man who has everything?
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Penicillin

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You are cringe, gimme pls ??

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Count me in

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Once a person was traveling in a Daewoo bus. He suddenly realizes that he needs to pee (as he was a kidney patient so he can't hold it in) He went to the Bus conductor and asked him to stop the bus so that he could pee.
The bus conductor said "Man! It's a daewoo, it's not gonna stop".
The man sits on his seat and pee there.
The bus conductor furiously said, why did you pee there????
The Man said "Man! It's also daewoo, it not gonna stop either."

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“I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant,” a woman told her husband. “What on earth do you need an elephant for?” he asked. “I don’t,” she replied. “I just need the money.”