$25 ETH GIVEAWAY (2 winners)

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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

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Make a joke. Two funniest jokes (I’ll read them all) get the $25.


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BOTTOM AD BY @NOLEHR [ 03/10/24]

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!"

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon politely asks the priest to exit the boys body

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Have you seen that clown; The one that only avoids gay people?
I saw him.

Have you seen the clown that only hides from gay people?
I seen him.

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thankds

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Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

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