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[font]A blonde crashed a helicopter, a police officer asked her what happened?
She says, It got cold so I turned off the van.[/font]

[53]

I was walking and I feel in a park

the girl I like was going on

We are talking, my drink falls on her dress

I kissed her, she slapped me and now we are married

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Wanna hear a joke? My life hahaha funny

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[20]

I spent $100 on a belt that didn't fit.

My girlfriend said it was a huge waist.

[273]

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An Im-Pasta

[9]

What’s brown and sticky...??

A stick?

[19]

I had my beer in my hand, my hand in beer the beer in my hand you know what follows

[146]

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months lmaoo :D :D

When my grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now and we have no idea where he is :D