OP 17 March, 2021 - 04:39 PM
Good morning my dear gentlemen with a good heart!
I come to tell you another funny story of my life!
:monkas: I would love to help in another way but yesterday I did my first program in college,
it was a C that calculated school averages HAHAHAAH :caty: .
So there you go, this one I call: The DK and its journey!
It all starts several years ago, at the end of my elementary school, I had a friend (who I still have today) who used to play with me online, this figure is called Gabriel. So one day Gabriel introduced me to a person who made me laugh a LOT because of his innocence and lack of notion of existence, in this case this was Derek, better known as DK.
DK was always very innocent, and always had a certain admiration for me, even though at the time being a pre-teen I was an unbearable shit! So whenever he waives advice he comes to me, who at the time had no experience and yet thought of some way to help and give my opinion.
Now I am going to tell you one of the pearls from this living being so that you can understand what level of person we are talking about, since we were all on call in the discord (me he, gabriel and one more friend) so how he was the most silly of people agt played a lot of bad games with the boy (since he was the second oldest in the group) so gabriel started saying that DK's genitals were tiny and agt was laughing and joking until he got angry, so guess what did he do? Yes he sent a photo (showing the middle finger together) aslçfksalçkflçask it was a very strange climate after that asfksalçkflaçskflas.
This was just to spark a little interest and see the level that this person could reach without thinking too much, so here I think the strangest story that happened in my opinion, the year was 2018 and I was dating a girl (spoiler it didn't end well, but it's history for another day) and DK had already met her and was talking when she was with me on the call, to understand this story you have to understand a term here in Brazil which is '' Gado'', basically it is a guy who is can’t see a woman without making jokes and forcing her on you know? Anyway, DK was the definition of the word! So he was on top of my girlfriend asking all the time for her to introduce a friend to him, until she ran out of patience and introduced someone, and the girl was RIDICULATELY BEAUTIFUL, and I told my girlfriend, you know he won't have no chance with her right? and she said she at least introduced someone! (I say this because the same girl a while before I started dating wanted to be with me, but at the time I didn't believe askflasçkflçaskf, she hated me VERY much), so she and DK started talking and DK was all in love with her and he kept talking about her to the point of irritation, and I said "man you’re very emotional, take it easy that it won’t work", said like the mine got tired of him, so the DK with his mussel head was devastated and thought of a solution, guess what? He started sending LOTS of photos of that region to the girl, to the point that she complained to my girlfriend to stop it, so I yelled at DK (and made fun of his face), not satisfied he made a decision , that he was going to cross an ENTIRE state on foot to see the girl, so he grabbed a backpack and his cell phone and went without telling his parents or anyone!
And as incredible as it may seem gentlemen, he ALMOST arrived, took a ride in an ambulance, called me, told me how he was doing, showed that he was in an ambulance and that they were going to leave him about 2 cities away, so he continued his journey until decided to sleep, IN A DARK STREET! The police found him and took him to the police station, so his father went to get him and he went home. Well although he never wants to talk to me again, sometimes I miss him. :caty:
I hope you enjoyed this story, even with my horrible English I wrote with great affection for you beautiful people from this wonderful community
who can leave the like, rep or a comment on what you think would be very nice of you, say if you want some more DK history, because there are many HAHAHA.
I love you, until the next story
I come to tell you another funny story of my life!
:monkas: I would love to help in another way but yesterday I did my first program in college,
it was a C that calculated school averages HAHAHAAH :caty: .
So there you go, this one I call: The DK and its journey!
It all starts several years ago, at the end of my elementary school, I had a friend (who I still have today) who used to play with me online, this figure is called Gabriel. So one day Gabriel introduced me to a person who made me laugh a LOT because of his innocence and lack of notion of existence, in this case this was Derek, better known as DK.
DK was always very innocent, and always had a certain admiration for me, even though at the time being a pre-teen I was an unbearable shit! So whenever he waives advice he comes to me, who at the time had no experience and yet thought of some way to help and give my opinion.
Now I am going to tell you one of the pearls from this living being so that you can understand what level of person we are talking about, since we were all on call in the discord (me he, gabriel and one more friend) so how he was the most silly of people agt played a lot of bad games with the boy (since he was the second oldest in the group) so gabriel started saying that DK's genitals were tiny and agt was laughing and joking until he got angry, so guess what did he do? Yes he sent a photo (showing the middle finger together) aslçfksalçkflçask it was a very strange climate after that asfksalçkflaçskflas.
This was just to spark a little interest and see the level that this person could reach without thinking too much, so here I think the strangest story that happened in my opinion, the year was 2018 and I was dating a girl (spoiler it didn't end well, but it's history for another day) and DK had already met her and was talking when she was with me on the call, to understand this story you have to understand a term here in Brazil which is '' Gado'', basically it is a guy who is can’t see a woman without making jokes and forcing her on you know? Anyway, DK was the definition of the word! So he was on top of my girlfriend asking all the time for her to introduce a friend to him, until she ran out of patience and introduced someone, and the girl was RIDICULATELY BEAUTIFUL, and I told my girlfriend, you know he won't have no chance with her right? and she said she at least introduced someone! (I say this because the same girl a while before I started dating wanted to be with me, but at the time I didn't believe askflasçkflçaskf, she hated me VERY much), so she and DK started talking and DK was all in love with her and he kept talking about her to the point of irritation, and I said "man you’re very emotional, take it easy that it won’t work", said like the mine got tired of him, so the DK with his mussel head was devastated and thought of a solution, guess what? He started sending LOTS of photos of that region to the girl, to the point that she complained to my girlfriend to stop it, so I yelled at DK (and made fun of his face), not satisfied he made a decision , that he was going to cross an ENTIRE state on foot to see the girl, so he grabbed a backpack and his cell phone and went without telling his parents or anyone!
And as incredible as it may seem gentlemen, he ALMOST arrived, took a ride in an ambulance, called me, told me how he was doing, showed that he was in an ambulance and that they were going to leave him about 2 cities away, so he continued his journey until decided to sleep, IN A DARK STREET! The police found him and took him to the police station, so his father went to get him and he went home. Well although he never wants to talk to me again, sometimes I miss him. :caty:
I hope you enjoyed this story, even with my horrible English I wrote with great affection for you beautiful people from this wonderful community
who can leave the like, rep or a comment on what you think would be very nice of you, say if you want some more DK history, because there are many HAHAHA.
I love you, until the next story