File a police report for a $2k laptop?

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Hi guys, I've gotten pretty lucky. This is what happened:

I tried to SE an alienware laptop. They transferred to me ownership of it. For some reason, the real person returned the laptop back to alienware and for some reason I was the case owner. I asked if I could change the return address once I got the email saying that it arrived at the facility. They said sure and apparently the next day they told me that it was delivered back to the original house. They said it was an "error" and they are contacting fedex to pick up the old laptop and bring a new one. Fedex checked it and obviously they said it wasn't there. Dell said the only solution they have is to file a police report. I argued with them for about an hour. They are fucking annoying and keep forcing me to file a police report.

but, they told me "They only need it to escalate it and get more solutions". They said that THEY WONT do anything with it and they just need it to escalate it as a policy.

Do I file the police report? Or how do I bypass this?

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Fake a police report/do it online. "corona"

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file a fake police report :)

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don't file it kek

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Should I do it over the phone? I have a squeaky voice and I'm pretty sure you can't file a police report for above 18

Have any of you guys done it? What happened and are there any risks of me doing that? Should I put real address?

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Label it as an unsuccessful SE and try again if you really don't want to fill a police report.

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Label it as an unsuccessful SE and try again if you really don't want to fill a police report.

No, I'm willing to file a police report but I want to know the risks.

Also I don't want to try again. I got very lucky that the guy actually returned it WHILE trying to SE them. Could take years just to find another leaked serial number with a pic of the serial number and make them return it.

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file a fake police report :)

Should I do it over the phone? I have a squeaky voice and I'm pretty sure you can't file a police report for above 18

Have any of you guys done it? What happened and are there any risks of me doing that? Should I put real address?

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Fake a police report/do it online. "corona"

Should I do it over the phone? I have a squeaky voice and I'm pretty sure you can't file a police report for above 18

Have any of you guys done it? What happened and are there any risks of me doing that? Should I put real address?