OP 05 September, 2022 - 09:21 PM
On December 11th 1941 Adolf Hitler took a shit so massive he required an emeregency intervention by 3 SS troops to both help him defecate and to hold up his body aftterwards as the procedure completely exhausted him and he was unable to walk. The volountary sacrifice provoked a significant rise in support for the SS both among the civilians and military personel, with Heinrich Himmler stating that is is "undeniable proof of the superior quality and dedication to the cause of SS troops compared to that of the Wehrmacht soldiers." The heroes of the Reich have been awarded the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross on a special rally under the Brandenburg gate attended by over 100.000 eager supporters. Uppon being questioned in post-war trials, one of the soldiers confessed that said deed was his proudest moment in life, "to serve the fuhrer in his moment of weakness."
