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I don't wipe my ass

by Azazxl - 05 September, 2022 - 09:26 PM
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Wiping removes the protective microbiota ecosystem on your skin. It also makes your back door starfish more sensitive to sunburns.

In nature, a man who doesn't wipe sends an intimidating olfactory signal to other rivals to leave his domain. The scent even demonstrates to the opposite sex how healthy you and your diet are, so it's basically like alluring pheromones! I haven't been able to prove this personally, but I suspect that's because my pants and undies block the scent too much, which is why I see so many yearning women in tears all the time. Luckily I have plans to just take them off next time that happens.

So stop being so brainwashed by OCD culture, if you actually want to be a peak male ok?
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Use water and soap simple

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