Joke, only HUMANS understand it

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There are two boys (brothers) one older than the other.The oldest one is jack and the youngest one is mesvak. 1 night the jack said to the mesvak "we are big boys lets say bad words", the mesvak said "ok, what bad words should we say?" the jack said " I will say bitch tomorrow and you say fucking shit" the mesvak said ok. (Tomorrow) Jack and mesvak got into the kitchen and sat at the table, (their mom was cooking pancakes). Jack said to the mom " hey bitch, make some pancakes for me", the mom came to jack and slapped him, jack cried and ran away. Mesvak got scared, the mom asked mesvak "So, do you want pancakes?" mesvak said: I don't want the fucking shit pancakes". Only humans will laugh at this joke!

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I guess I'm a robot because I didn't understand shit

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I laughed silently. 

He who has to brag, is usually the biggest liar.


Say what you want about me, I don't care. I left playground bullies in highschool.
Talk to me, you may well be surprised how nice I can be.

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I laughed silently. kek