Lost my virginity before 30 - phew

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Okay so i went to a massage parlor got a massage for 2 minutes and then the lady told me to flip over and started jerking me off and licking my dick..which then soon escalated to a blowjob and....uh yeah lots of other stuff..and I was quite satisfied...i looked in the mirror...and saw a beautiful woman blowing me..and I looked down and saw a beautiful woman blowing me and I was like this is a dream come true..but she sucked at what she was doing and it didn't feel very good - her vagina wasn't very pleasurable...and she wasn't giving very good hand jobs or blowjobs and I had to ask for another girl..but they were going to charge me more so I said no :( and left..but they introduced me to a new girl and she said she's available 7 days a week hehe - I'll definitely be back for her hehehehehehe she's like 20 so yeah

"and then I woke up"

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Okay so i went to a massage parlor got a massage for 2 minutes and then the lady told me to flip over and started jerking me off and licking my dick..which then soon escalated to a blowjob and....uh yeah lots of other stuff..and I was quite satisfied...i looked in the mirror...and saw a beautiful woman blowing me..and I looked down and saw a beautiful woman blowing me and I was like this is a dream come true..but she sucked at what she was doing and it didn't feel very good - her vagina wasn't very pleasurable...and she wasn't giving very good hand jobs or blowjobs and I had to ask for another girl..but they were going to charge me more so I said no :( and left..but they introduced me to a new girl and she said she's available 7 days a week hehe - I'll definitely be back for her hehehehehehe she's like 20 so yeah

"and then I woke up"

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wtf bro

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imagine paying for sex, are you that ugly like gaben from cs?

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I need the location of this parlor for research purposes

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my only question: why? 

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Sad

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