My dumbass wore pants today

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i live near the beach and my friend has a resort here, which i go to basically everywhere and spend the day there.

i usually wear shorts or something not tight.

Yesterday, as usually i wore shorts and it was cold. So eh, i thought tommorow ill wear pants so i don’t freeze again.

Today i wore pants, and Albanian’s beach have a all time high temprature at 44 Celcius.

I’m still at the beach resort and i am dying. Please send help this is so hot i cannot do this.

If i die today please send me your donation.

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if i was u, NO FUCK GIVING NAKED RUNNING THERE i aint fucking my self

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Get a bag of ice and put them on your balls.  As long as your nuts are preserved things could be much worse.

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update: i am still in extreme heat here, i am dying. please move me to death vallet because its colder there