28 April, 2021 - 01:02 AM
(02 April, 2020 - 07:08 PM)G U C C I Wrote: Show More
I'll never forget the day I was traumatized by a duck penis. One minute it was just sitting there, the next it leapt into the air to chase another duck, the second little duckling we raised. This was all fine and dandy, were it not for the 8 inch corkscrew dangle doubling the ducks height wrangling around in it's wake. Now I'm no duck, but I can only imagine the other ducks thoughts as it fled in terror. Anyways, that's it. It took what was once love for little ducklings and turned it into a mild relief when an opossum ate them.