When I was like 15, I googled "how to cum better" because fuck, I was a horny virgin dood.
So I came across this article where it says "Boy's G-Spot in the ass" & "prostate" and some bullshit.
So I was so fucking horny when I read that and my inner horny demon took all possession of me and fucked me over.
So basically, I had these tiny balls in my room which were made out of stone or something idk. So yeah,
I basically took one of them and put it in my ass and jacked off like that. When I came, I tried taking back the ball and it wasn't there
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
So I fucking freaked out and holy fucking lord, I can say I thought I was going to die lol. I can't say to my parents
or my family that there is a fucking ball in my ASS HHAAHAHAH. So I went to the bathroom for like 1 hour trying to take a shit.
After like an hour, and FULL constipation and all the olive oil I have drunk to make me shit like a machine gun, it finally came out like a mother fucker.
I am not shitting you, it fucking came out like a bullet, it fucking cracked the inner part of the fucking toilet.
Basically, moral of the story, don't fucking put stuff in your ass other than a dick or a dildo.
No, I am not gay, I was just a fucking horny 15 yrs old who has never touched a girl.
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