What are the chances that you touched an atom that was in contact with hitlers dick

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Atoms/molecules react by collisions (collision theory). given that the man was alive for almost 60 years. let his starting penis size be 0.5 inch, his ending penis size be 4 inch. thats 1.25cm to start and almost 10 to end. i will also be taking the radius of his penis to be constant throughout his life. so now his (final length - his initial length)/ his age is the growth of his penis per year (assumed to be constant). now we can calculate the surface area of just the phallus without the head. the slant of the head is sort(r2+h2) so that comes out to be initial of 1.11 cm and final of 2.23cm. this means a change of 0.0186 per year so now we can calculate the surface area by using the formula (pi)® (1). summed this over 60 years leads to 197.675cm2. this added with our previous result will be 1244.050 cm2. now that we know the area of it. we can calculate the number of atoms/molecules that have come in contact with it. i will be using oxygen as it is abundant and well known. now if we assume the total area to be a rectangle of breadth 120 pm (1 pm = 10-10cm) and since length = area/breadth the length comes out to be 10.36 (1010) cm =10.36(108) m. now we used the breath as 60 pm as the radius of 1 oxygen atom is 60 pm and therefore its diameter is 120 pm. Thus by doing this we have taken all the surface area of hitlers penis into a straight line and layed a huge number of oxygen atoms into a straight line onto it! now since the oxygen molecule is diatomic we can say that since each atom has a diameter of 120 pm 2 atoms will have a combined length of 2(120)=240 pm! the number of molecules that can be accommodated within 10.36(108) m is 10.36(1018) /240(10-12) is 4.31(1018). There we have it folks. hitlers penis has touched atleast 4.31(1018) atoms of oxygen. a quick google search will reveal that there are about 4.1(1040) atoms oxygen. so 2.05 (1040) molecules of oxygen as it exists as 02! now the probability for an atom which touched hitlers dick to touch youis 4.31(1018)/ 2.05(1040) which ends up as 2.102(10-22) fortunately for him, he has a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than touching an oxygen atom which had come in contact with hitlers penis. Now, remember that oxygen only makes up 21 percent of the atmosphere, but the real answer will more or less be somewhere in the ball park of impossible. There you have it 2.102(10-22) is the probability of youcoming in contact with an atom which touched hitlers penis.

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also, ps i touched hitler's dick directly so no need for calculations

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what the fuck

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What in the actual fuck? :D

Too many people spend money they earned..
to buy things they don't want..
to impress people that they don't like.