the sad story of a malware spreader on cracked

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@DevilishTraits wakes up one day in his squat and says: "you know what, i won't be poor anymore"
so he starts working on his malware day and night, he aspires to become a crypto millionaire

one day, he finally accesses his virtual machine behind 3 levels of veracrypt, LUKS and custom disk encryption
he routes his connection through 3 nodes of stolen WiFis, a no-logs VPN, and his 10$ VPS to sign up an account on cracked

it's the D-Day, he submits his malware and - for some reason we won't get into - someone from cracked's staff approves it
it's the best day of his life, he's confident his dream of living a lavish life is about to become true...
                                                                                                                                                      but sometimes things don't go according to plan

he thought he could steal wallets full of cryptocurrencies, but the next day he wakes up to find only one file on his FTP:

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hahahhaha love it

I do not randomly add people offsite, always confirm you are speaking with any other sentonta account by sending me a private message onsite
My ONLY active forum account is here on cracked.io all other sentonta names are fakes.

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 :slight_frown: :frowning2: :worried: :persevere: :confounded: :tired_face: :weary: :sob:

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so beautiful i started to cry, its too good to watch, please more

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Nice story

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genius 

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i want this story as a movie on netflix right now.