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Yeah just wanted to restate, I'm really not sexist at all its just.. kinda embarrassing to admit the reason.
i get a fucking boner when i dismember the female characters I hate it. it kinda gives the game a really weird vibe if I'm swordfighting at full mast but I can't fucking do anything about it. It's not like I have a gore fetish or any of that shit I just inexplicably get a hard on when I kill them.
im not tryna do the stupid "haha women bad I'm such a sigma" it just makes the game weird for me to play and I want to know if there's a mod or something to remove their models.

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We all love cumming! Unfortunately, even the best cum rarely result in a global surge of biodiversity comparable to that of the Cambrian Explosion, a diversification of modern life that occurred approximately 540 million years ago and created nearly all species that are alive today. If you feel like there’s simply no way you can cum hard enough to change the course of geologic history, don’t worry. Here are four tips for bringing your cum to the next level by triggering a major evolutionary event:
Cum in a highly oxygenated environment.
Scientists have hypothesized that an increase in atmospheric oxygen prior to the Cambrian Explosion may have facilitated the ability of different species to grow and develop. If your cum isn’t resulting in the desired surge of flora and fauna, check to make sure you’re not cumming in an oxygen-starved environment.
Fuck and cum in a bird.
This one may sound a little sexually adventurous, but The Cambrian Explosion is believed to have been partially triggered by a sex race between predators and prey. By bringing the current sex race between humans and birds to the next level when you cum in a bird, you could set off a new wave of evolutionary chaos in which birds can breed with humans.
Drink milk before, during, and after cumming.
Some scientists have argued that an increase in the amount of calcium in the Cambrian seawater made it possible for a wider variety of organisms to build their skeletons, resulting in increased biodiversity. Do your part to increase the calcium content in your environment by drinking milk so that any cum released from your scrotum can be used by nearby clams or mollusks to generate new skeletons for themselves.
Finally, try cumming in a bog or mud pit.
Without fossil evidence of the increased biodiversity caused by your Earth-shaking cum, future scientists will be unable to pinpoint when and how your cum gave rise to an explosion of biodiverse life. So by cumming in a peat or mud pit your cum can be fossilized for future generations to discovered.
So there you have it! four tips for cumming so hard that you bring about a new wave of unprecedented biodiversity on Earth.

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The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

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The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

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doc tell me I have wildly high sperm production in density and amount. You ever have a medical practitioner tell you that you cum buckets of premium jizz? I have!
They had fucking charts on the walls with instructions and diagrams. Detailed descriptions, instructions what to do in case of a spillage, and literally seven signs telling people to wash their hands before and after.
They had an entire cupboard filled with bottles of lube. They restocked the room after every patient. There was a button you could use to call someone in case you RAN OUT OF LUBE!
The couch was the LEAST SKIN FRIENDLY MATERIAL ON THE PLANET. Idk what it was but it was terrible in every way.
There was a sink. There was not a paper towel dispenser.
It was not a soundproof room but they had a fucking world class sound system to watch porn on. IT WAS SURROND SOUND! FOR PORN!
There was 5 locks on the door.
There was a lamp. I have no fucking idea why or in what context the lamp would be used for. There were no magazines.
They had no instructions for the confusing as hell TV. 80% of the videos they had were gay porn.
When you're done, you had to take your sample out of the room to bring to the nurse. The hallway to the nurse was in full view of the waiting room. You would have to walk by at least one innocent citizen holding a cup of your jizz.
I was deeply uncomfortable for the entire process.
I could go on and on about this enigma of an experience.

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Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

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I need to hear your screams. I have to see your face as you bawl your eyes out all the while I keep getting rougher and rougher. I want to absolutely break you. I want you on a leash, on all fours, wailing as I fuck you so hard that you begin to think you might pass out. I want to see you feel relief and begin to calm down when you feel my cum flood your pussy, only for you to start crying again when you realise that not only am I still hard, but I'm actually getting harder each time I pump your pussy up with so much cum that it floods out as I fuck you.

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Andrew had been wanting this for so long. Just one night where he wasn't absolutely covered head in toe in women who want to fuck him. No, finally he was alone.
With his bugatti in mind, Andrew Tate made his way to his garage. Everyone says that once you master being alone with yourself, you are emotionally available for others to come into your life, but that's not always true. Andrew has always been surrounded by women who want his shiny egg looking bald ass head but none of them could satisfy him as mush as his bugatti.
His phone buzzed in his pocket with more notifications from his social media that he ignored, throwing his phone against the wall and picking up his pace.
His garage doors opened automatically as it heard the mans footsteps. Andrew's pants grew tighter as he shifted uncomfortably.
The curves of his hot pink hello kitty bugatti shined beatifully.
Andrew whipped his cock out, full 6 inches in all. Slowly he walked around his bugatti, touching the exhaust pipe at the end.
"Baby you make me so hard. Feel it." Andrew said with a heavy breath, teasing his cock around the exhaust. The bugatti said nothing but Andrew knew its feelings.
"Okay, okay.. Time to get filled."
Andrew slammed his cock inside the pipe, soot and ash covering his cock. It was cold but he loved it.
Adjusting his hips, he pounded into his bugatti. He moaned loudly into his garage, taking his shirt off and gripping onto the paint job.
"Oh my god..Ah!..b-bugatti feels so good." Andrew panted.
Suddenly, the bugatti moved forward, leaving Andrew's cock behind. In one swift movement, the bugatti whipped around Andrew and stuck a pipe into his ass.
Andrew's back arched and he cried out. His hands gripped the foor as the bugatti pounded him doggy style on the garage floor.
"Ah! B-bugatti-kun what are you doing?! I've never had anything in my ass..but it feels so good!" Andrew foamed at the mouth as he felt heat rise up.
"I'm gonna cum!" He cried out, sweat dripping down his face and his rock hard soot covered cock lazily swinging between his legs.
Andrew came with a loud aheagao face and toppled over himself. Cum splattered everywhere.
The bugatti came a few seconds after, a low hum of the engine and oil spilling into Andrew's asshole and spilling onto the floor.
Andrew sighed, not looking forward to taking a morning after pill.

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I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.

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