$25 ETH GIVEAWAY (2 winners)

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A jogger is running in Central Park when he sees a $100 bill stuck in a tree branch. He jumps and tries to grab it, but just misses. As he lands, he bumps into a short, elderly Jewish man picking up the money.
The jogger says, "Hey! I saw that first!"
The old man replies, in a thick Yiddish accent, "So? In America, even a blind squirrel gets a nut!"
Just as the jogger is about to argue, a tall, muscular Black man walks by and snatches the $100 bill from the old man's hand.
The Black man says, "Sorry pops, gotta hustle!" and sprints away.
The jogger looks back at the old man, shrugs, and says, "Well, I guess you can't win them all."
The old man smiles and says, "Don't worry, son. I bet ten to one he spends it all before sundown!"

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allah bless you skid

 

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why do plebs suck all the content from the forum, because they're leechers

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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What did one of the sex worker's knees say to the other? "How come we spend so little time together?"

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Laughing while rubbing nose with a finger*

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Have you ever heard of reverse exorcism?
Its when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child