$25 ETH GIVEAWAY (2 winners)

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Giveaway Name : $25 ETH GIVEAWAY (AUD)
Number of Winners : 2.
Description e.g (how they enter and how the winner is selected): Make a joke. Two funniest jokes (I’ll read them all) get the $25.
Ends : 72 hours from now.

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what do you call a mexican who lost their car?

Carlos

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Why don't hackers/crackers like to get invited to parties?

Because they only like access to unauthorized places.

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What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? "It's not what it looks like."

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A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "It's just ice cream."

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Why don't ghosts ever have to worry about climate change?
Because they live in a state of permanent cooler temperatures.

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what's funny? haha

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