$25 ETH GIVEAWAY (2 winners)

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Giveaway Name : $25 ETH GIVEAWAY (AUD)
Number of Winners : 2.
Description e.g (how they enter and how the winner is selected): Make a joke. Two funniest jokes (I’ll read them all) get the $25.
Ends : 72 hours from now.

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Why don't Muslims order online? due to shipping costs

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2 JEWS WALK INTO BAR .... 

                   JUST KIDDING

IT WAS A GAS CHAMBER ?????

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?If we stick together, we can stop this shit.


Variations: 
 

• Why did the butt cheeks break up?
  They just couldn’t keep the shit together!
  
• Why did one butt cheek tell the other to stop holding it in?
  Because it’s time to let go and relax!
  

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What do you say after having se*x with a female soldier?

- Thank you for your cervix ?

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what do you call a fake dad?

Show ContentSpoiler:

A faux pas.

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Nice!

 
 

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what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? it gets toad away.